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> Apologies4Stupidity
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I warn you now. I spam. Randomly and extensively. Remember kids, I have an about page for a reason.
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posted 1 day ago, with 283,005 notes

jaclcfrost:

my timing is. not the best

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posted 1 day ago, with 31,422 notes

thequeenjessa:

purplethinks:

"Smile!"
:)

Oh my god I needed this.. Thank you
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posted 1 day ago, with 6,693 notes
Person:
haha roxys a stupid drunk lol
Me:
you come in MY house, you insult ROXY LALONDE, on this, the day of my daughters wedding
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posted 1 day ago, with 18,269 notes

it me!

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posted 1 day ago, with 7,736 notes
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posted 1 day ago, with 101,936 notes

bottomjared:

Hey! So, Coming Out Day is coming up soon (Oct. 11) and I just want to post a very stern reminder to NOT out anyone without their explicit permission.

Do NOT out anyone.

Got it?

Okay.

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posted 1 day ago, with 424,754 notes

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

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posted 1 day ago, with 1,780 notes
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posted 1 day ago, with 36,749 notes
> People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any
Romeo:
I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
Juliet:
I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
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Romeo:
We should kiss right now at this party
Juliet:
No that is a super dumb idea
Romeo:
*kisses her anyway*
Juliet:
That was dumb of you
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Romeo:
We should get married right now
Juliet:
We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
Romeo:
Like tomorrow?
Juliet:
Sure, fine.
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Juliet:
We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
Romeo:
Right.
Romeo:
It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
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Juliet:
Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
Romeo:
*immediately kills himself*
Juliet:
For fucks sake.
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posted 1 day ago, with 176,477 notes

cloudyskiesandcatharsis:

Last Meals of Innocent Men

Campaign for Amnesty International, displaying the final meal requests of prisoners executed on Death Row, who were later found innocent.

Photographed by James Reynolds

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posted 1 day ago, with 41,814 notes

radbun:

radbun:

is there anyone in the west virginia area that would be willing to take in a young LGBT kid getting away from an abusive home for a few days while the legal shit gets worked out

please i really really really need help even if its just a signal boost this is me fucking begging ple ase

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posted 1 day ago, with 65,187 notes

lonelyheartsdeathmetal:

musterni-illustrates:

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a new zine called shitty horoscopes that i’ll be premiering this year at the Toronto Queer Zine Fair, among other things! hopefully i’ll make volumes available for online purchase soon. credit where credit is due: this was inspired by the huge number of made-up horoscopes floating around tumblr lately, and angry-poems.

yup, the Libra one is pretty accurate

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posted 1 day ago, with 51,890 notes

driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

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posted 1 day ago, with 13,348 notes

glitteringlygayzitao:

[PLEASE SPREAD]

For those of you who are going out to protest

This is a gas mask you can make to prevent breathing tear gas bombs that the police throw

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posted 1 day ago, with 26,479 notes
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